HAVE YOU HEARD? Big Oil has been hard at work renovating a GIANT swath of forest in Canada into a NEW WORLD WONDER tentatively called ::::drumroll:::: HELL! ON! EARTH! Replete with FIERY lakes of poison and venomous "FUMES OF MANY FLAVORS" (TM), this monstrosity of toxic wonder is a tribute of PESTILENTIAL PROPORTIONS to the vast and virulent greed, the super-septic self-destructive intentions of Big Oil! A MALICIOUSLY MAGNIFICENT celebration of the demise of nature and humankind as we know it! And if President Obama will be so gracious, HELL! ON! EARTH! may be coming to an aquifer near you! YES YOU HEARD RIGHT! The KXL, if approved, PROMISES to bring the morbid stench, noxious diluents and joys of cancer to you and your loved ones, YES!, to your very OWN BACKYARD!
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